Discussions

*When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.  
*When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.  
*When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.  
*When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm.  
*When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, hes being original.  
*When you're out of the office, you're wondering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.  
*When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill!