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OK...I am copying and pasting this from a website because I thought it was so damn funny.  
 
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"Muskrat Love" by Captain & Tennille from the album Song of Joy - 1976  
 
The song "Muskrat Love" has some of the worst lyrics of all time. I am sure that there are other more obscure songs with worse lyrics than "Muskrat Love," but I thought I would keep it to the more familiar.  
 
What exactly is this song about?  
 
"And now he's ticklin' her fancy  
Rubbin' her toes  
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes  
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle"  
 
Is it a G-rated version of rodent pornography? Could Willis have inhaled second hand smoke at a Willie Nelson concert?  
 
"And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed  
Singin' and jingin' the jango  
Floatin' like the heavens above  
It looks like muskrat love"  
 
Muskrat Susie and Muskrat Sam apparently do some sort of jitterbug and tango in muskrat land. I assume this is some variation on muskrat foreplay, as surely was documented on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom or perhaps too many bubbles were consumed while watching Lawrence Welk.  
 
A little research on muskrat mating activities led to the discovery that muskrats are promiscuous. Is Susie about to have a one night stand? Didn't somebody warn her about the likes of Muskrat Sam? Or is Sam the exception to the rule?