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I am studying to become the worlds first Licensed Heart Punch Chiropractor. I have climbed mountains using only my wheelchair and a series of brownie recipes. I despise judgemental people, because they are too much like me. I can cook a 5 course meal in under 3 mins, while watching Sportscentre and commentating on international politics. My personal happiness relies completely on others opinions of me. I want to have children so I can have a captive audience to practise my magic tricks on I love schnitzes.

Member since: 2/11/2009 1:59:49 PM