Discussions

Quotes from Steven Wright  
 
• “I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen - and replaced by exact duplicates.”  
 
• I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.  
 
• Borrow money from pessimists - they don’t expect it back.  
 
• Half the people you know are below average.  
 
• 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.  
 
• 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.  
 
• How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?  
 
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?  
 
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?  
 
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.  
 
• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.  
 
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism: to steal from many is research.