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So, it's Saturday afternoon and my husband and I are sitting inside spending some quality time with our 3 month old son. I looked outside and noticed 3 chinese men who looked lost, stopped on the sidewalk in front of our house. One of them dug out a map from his back pack and I can only assume he was looking for the location of a garage sale, as there was a sign advertising one located directly across from our house on the median boulevard. Anyways, here is where the story takes a funny turn....can anyone tell me if public restrooms in China look like Spruce trees?? If they do, then I am sure this was just an honest mistake...BUT if they dont....well then this man, who must have been in his late 20's has absolutely NO MANNERS OR DIGNITY WHATSOEVER. While his friend was anxiously seeking their destination on the map, this fellow decided that nature called and he was going to help us out by watering our spruce tree...which is located directly in front of our front door and alonf RICHMOND AVENUE....one of the busier streets in the city. Seeing the action take place my husband quickly handed our son to me and yelled some expletive choice words telling him to get out of here. Now, tell me this....what on earth would posess a person to "whip it out" as Elaine so eloquently put it on Seinfeld, and relieve himself in someone's front yard??!!! My dog doesn't even pee in anyone else's yard...he actually waits until he is in his own backyard before relieving himself. I understand that the need to pee is a natural human function...but come on!!! Some Ebrandoners, heed this warning, keep a watchful eye on the trees in your yard...the next creature that pees on them may not be a dog!