Discussions

1. Only in Brandon ...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.  
2. Only in Brandon ...... are handicap-parking places in front of the Sports Plex.  
3. Only in Brandon ...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while Smokers can buy cigarettes at the front.  
4. Only in Brandon ...... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.  
5. Only in Brandon …… are cycle paths banned past the Jewish Cemetery.  
6. Only in Brandon ...... do Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.  
7. Only in Brandon ...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our worthless junk in the garage.  
8. Only in Brandon …… will you be fined for having four garage sales in one year.  
9. Only in Brandon ……. Can you watch Rats walking down the south east side of 26th, and Richmond.  
10. Only in Brandon ...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.  
11. Only in Brandon ...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.  
12. Only in Brandon ...... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.  
13. Only in Brandon ...... do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.  
14. Only in Brandon …… is there one anti-spray protester for every one who has contracted WNV.  
15. Only in Brandon …… will an Ad-Hoc committee be formed to protest any City Council Bye Law.  
16. Only in Brandon ……. Will the Taxpayers donate 27 million dollars to the Davy Weiss Memorial Park.  
17. Only in Brandon …… can the road repair contractors strip a road of hard top, let traffic drive over it for five weeks and then not be responsible for car and property damage.