Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 560
Yeah don't stop, your way to busy for that.
8/18/2016 at 2:30 PM
Definitely just blow by them, damn them for slowing you down by 5-10 seconds, you got stuff to do, like get home a crush a few bud lite''s and half a bag of Mrs. Vickies, and even worse, what if you had to stop and take that cigarette out of your mouth so you can un-intelligibly yell some slobbery rant at them.
Those cyclists are out to ruin the world, by burning calories and reducing thier carbon footprint, especially the little ones, on pink bikes, or the little ones on mock dirt bikes, what the hell gives them the right, lay on the horn yell and scream, let them know that your way more important than them.
Hopefully they dismount, stop, ensure you stop, and look both ways before pushing thier bikes across in front of you, giving you time,to admire thier fit figures, and perhaps question yourself on how you ended up being what you are today, and not the specimen you see in front of you.
In the mean time, I''ll see you at the next intersection, and instead of honking, or screaming or buzzing by me, feel free to stop and I''ll show you the benefits of being a physically fit person pedalling my way around the city keeping hard and staying fit and maybe improving the world a little.
Edited by Luckydog, 2016-08-18 14:34:14