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Tootsie Dippinsniffer
3/31/2007 at 10:07 PM
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Step #1:
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
A = Snickle . . . . . . . . . N = Sloopy
B = Doombah . . . . . . . . . O = Fluffy
C = Goober . . . . . . . . . P = Stinky
D = Cheesey . . . . . . . . . Q = Slimy
E = Crusty . . . . . . . . . R = Dorfus
F = Greasy . . . . . . . . . S = Snooty
G = Dumbo . . . . . . . . . T = Tootsie
H = Farcus . . . . . . . . . U = Dipsy
I = Dorky . . . . . . . . . V = Sneezy
J = Doofus . . . . . . . . . W = Liver
K = Funky . . . . . . . . . X = Skippy
L = Boobie . . . . . . . . . Y = Dinky
M = Sleazy . . . . . . . . . Z = Zippy
Step # 2:
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = Dippin ----------N = Rhino
B = Feather ---------O = Potty
C = Batty ----------P = Hamster
D = Burger ----------Q = Buckle
E = Chicken ---------R = Gizzard
F = Barfly ----------S = Lickin
G = Lizard---------- T = Snickle
H = Waffle---------- U = Chuckle
I = Farkle---------- V = Pickle
J = Monkey ----------W = Hubble
K = Flippin ---------X = Dingle
L = Fricken--------- Y = Gorilla
M = Bubble---------- Z = Girdle
Step # 3:
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = Butt ----------N = Dunkin
B = Boob ----------O = Brains
C = Face ----------P = Biscuits
D = Nose ----------Q = Toes
E = Hump---------- R = Doodle
F = Breath ---------S = Fanny
G = Pants--------- T = Sniffer
H = Shorts--------- U = Sprinkles
I = Lips ----------V = Frack
J = Honker ---------W = Squirt
K = Head---------- X = Humperdinck
L = Tush ----------Y = Hiney
M = Chunks--------- Z = Juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
What is YOUR new name? Type it into the reply header.