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This one was too good to pass up!  
 
Pick the month you were born:  
January----I kicked  
February---I loved  
March----I karate chopped  
April-----I licked  
May-----I jumped on  
June-----I smelled  
July------I did the Macarena With  
August----I had lunch with  
September--I danced with  
October----I sang to  
November---I yelled at  
December---I ran over  
 
Pick the day (number) you were born on:  
1----a birdbath  
2----a monster  
3----a phone  
4----a fork  
5----a snowman  
6----a gangster  
7----my mobile phone  
8----my dog  
9----my best friends' boyfriend  
10----my neighbour  
11----my science teacher  
12----a banana  
13----a fireman  
14----a stuffed animal  
15----a goat  
16----a pickle  
17----your mom  
18----a spoon  
19--- - a smurf  
20----a baseball bat  
21----a ninja  
22----Chuck Norris  
23----a noodle  
24----a squirrel  
25----a football player  
26----my sister  
27----my brother  
28----an iPod  
29----a surfer  
30----a homeless guy  
31----a llama  
 
What is the last number of the year you were born:  
1----- In my car  
2 ----- On your car  
3 ------ In a hole  
4 ------ Under your bed  
5 ------ Riding a Motorcycle  
6 ----- sliding down a hill  
7 ----- in an elevator  
8----- at the dinner table  
9 ---- In line at the bank  
0 ---- in your bathroom  
 
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:  
White-----because I'm cool like that  
Black-----because that's how I roll.  
Pink------because I'm NOT crazy.  
Red------because the voices told me to.  
Blue------because I'm sexy and I do what I want  
Green-----because I think I need some serious help.  
Purple-----because I'm AWESOME!  
Gray-----because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.  
Yellow----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars  
Orange----because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.  
Brown-----because I can.  
Other-----because I'm a Ninja!  
None-----because I can't control myself!