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An elderly man and his elderly neighbour lady were discussing the quality of their produce. The lady compliments the man on the high quality of his tomatoes, and asks what his secret is. He tells her that every night, after dark, he parades around naked in front of the tomatoes. She goes home, and thinks this is ridiculous. However, she is willing to try anything to get tomatoes like his. A week later, the man asks if she tried his technique. She tells him that she did try. Well, how did it go, he asks. She replies "it didn't make a difference with my tomatoes, but you should see my cucumbers!!!"