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> >Ten Peeves that Dogs Have  
> >About Humans  
> >1. Blaming your farts on me...  
> >not funny... not funny at all !!!  
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> >2. Yelling at me for barking..  
> >I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!  
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> >3. Taking me for a walk,  
> >then not letting me check stuff out.  
> >Exactly whose walk is this anyway?  
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> >4. Any trick that involves  
> >balancing food on my nose...  
> >stop it!  
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> >5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew  
>your  
> >stuff up when you're not home.  
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> >6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  
> >You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo  
> >what a proud moment for the top of the  
> >food chain.  
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> >7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",  
> >then acting surprised when I freak out  
> >every time we go back!  
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> >8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I  
> >haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.  
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> >9.Dog sweaters.  
> >Hello ???,  
> >Haven't you noticed the fur?  
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> >10. How you act disgusted  
> >when I lick myself.  
> >Look, we both know the truth,  
> >you're just jealous.  
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> >& nbsp:  
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> >Now lay off me on some of these thing's,  
> >We both know who's boss here!!!  
> >You don't see me picking up your poop  
> >do you ???  
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> >EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.  
> >A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.  
> >CATS HAVE TO THINK  
> >ABOUT IT!!  
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