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Of course I loves ya darling  
You're a bl@@dy top notch bird  
And when I say yer gorgeous  
I means every single word  
 
So yer arse is on the big side  
I don't mind a bit of flab  
It means that when I'm ready  
There's somethin there to grab  
 
So yer belly isn't flat no more  
I tell ya, I don't care  
So long as when I cuddle ya  
I can get my arms round dere  
 
No uther woman yer age  
Has a nice round perky bust  
They just gave in to gravity  
But I know ya did what ya must  
 
I'm tellin ya the truth now  
I never tells ya lies  
I think its very sexy  
Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs  
 
I swear on me grannies grave  
From the moment that we met  
I thought you was as good as  
I was ever gonna get  
 
No matter what you look like  
I'll always love ya dear  
Now shut up while the hockey's on  
And get me a nudder beer.  
 
Author: He wishes to remain Anonymous.