Discussions

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?  
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How can there be " self-help groups "?  
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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dog's face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?  
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?  
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If its true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?  
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Ever wonder what the speed of lightening would be if it didn't zigzag?  
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?  
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Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?  
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?  
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door went nuts!  
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How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road sign?  
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?  
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How did a fool and his money get together?  
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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?  
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If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?  
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word " LISP" to have a " S " in it?  
 
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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?  
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Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?  
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How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?  
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Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?  
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?  
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SOME BIG CHURCH MISTAKES:  
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Don't let worries kill you -let the church help!!  
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa!!!  
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: " Jesus Walks On Water ". The sermon tonight:  
" Searching for Jesus ".  
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, " I will not pass this way again ", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation!!  
 
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Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. So come out and try. They need all the help they can get!!!  
 
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow!!  
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Place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered!!!  
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Tha Tha Tha Thats all folks!!!