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Grade One Quizz
3/9/2007 at 2:53 PM
A first grade teacher gave each child in her class a Proverb and asked then to come up with the renainder of the Proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids ( 6 year olds), because the last one is a classic! This is what they said:
* Strike while the......! insect is close
*Never underestimate the power of..! ants
*Don't bite the hand that..! looks dirty
*Better to be safe than..! Punch a grade 7 boy
* If you lie down with dogs, you'll...! stink in the morning.
* It's always darkest before...! Daylight savings time
* You can lead a horse to water but...! How?
* No news is ....! impossible.
* Amiss is as good as a ...! Mr.
* You can't teach an old dog new...! Math.
* Love all, trust.....! Me.
* The pen is mightier than the...! Pigs.
* An idle mind is...! the best way to relax.
* Where there's smoke there's...! Pollution
* Happy the bride who...! Gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is...! Not much.
* Two's company, three's...! the Musketeers.
* Don't put off till tomorrow what...! You put on to go to bed with.
* There are none so blind as...! Stevie Wonder
* Children should be seen and not...! smacked or grounded
* If at first you don't succeed...! Get new batteries.
* When the blind leadeth the blind...! Get out of the way.
*Better late than....! PREGNANT!!