Discussions

Will Rogers who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935 was arguably the greatest Political Sage the world has ever known.  
 
1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.  
 
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.  
 
3. There are two theories about arguing with a woman: neither works.  
 
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.  
 
5. Always drink up stream from the herd.  
 
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.  
 
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.  
 
8. There are three kinds of men: The one’s that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to pee on the electric fence to find out for themselves.  
 
9. Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.  
 
10. If you are riding ahead of the heard, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.  
 
11. Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in.  
 
12. After eating a whole Bull a Mountain Lion felt so good he started to roar, he kept on roaring until a hunter came along and shot him. The Moral is: when you are full of Bull, keep your mouth shut.