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I love nursery rhymes ( These are a little different from what I remember.......)
7/12/2009 at 3:05 PM
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered:
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.