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This came to mind after I was posting about Ladies clothing stores.  
 
A couple of years ago I went clothes shopping at a ladies store in the mall.  
 
The store change rooms are smack dab in the middle of the store and it was a crazy busy Saturday. There were little ottoman stools right there between rooms where men, boyfriends and friends can sit and wait for their beloved to try on clothes.  
 
I went into the change room, fastened the sliding chrome lock up top and proceeded to start trying on.  
 
With intentions of trying on shirts and pants together, I have just my bra, undies and socks on and I have got my foot in one leg of some pants. I start losing my balance, doing a bunny hop and my hand tried to stop me by hitting the door to get my balance.  
 
The chrome slider was NOT locked.  
 
I come flying out of the change room, sans clothing to a packed audience.  
 
What else could I do but hold up my hands like a gymnast that just landed with a huge smile on my face?  
 
Needless to say, there were a lot of chuckles and frightened people that I probably scarred for life that day.  
 
I apologize if any of you witnessed that moment.