Joined: May 2008
Posts: 803
0.0 With all these "i cant find a decent guygal" discussions...
7/18/2009 at 9:01 PM
i thought id put myself back on the market since there seems to be demand for "nice guys" sooo heres my ad!
Decent Nice Guy looking for GF, must enjoy getting up early, and staying up late. Ability to deal with a hangover without whining is a must. Successful candidates will be rated on appearance before personality will even be evaluated. Successful candidates livers will be rated on ability to hold liqour without turning into “that girl”. Smoking is neither here nor there, however tolerance of smoking is paramount. Age should be between 19-35 without obligations (husbands, boyfriends, meth habits). Girls with girlfriends are okay, but only if they are hot too. Loud girls should not apply, they are annoying, as are “wooo” girls. If your against gods green grass stop reading and dont look back.
If you like shooting hard liqour keep reading. If you like shooting heroin go away. If your a drama queen dont waste both of our time by calling, but if you look at things in a rational logical way we might get along. If you are allergic to cats dont even bother, you might be nice but yeah... tolerance for short attention span is a must. So how about them bombers? Too bad they lost to the ti-cats, but im certainly glad to see our hometown boy made some yards in the game. oh... yeah.. tolerance for short attention spans is a must. If you listen to country go away. If you listen to country and dont mind not listening to country, you can stay. Hmmm, what else... oh yah, you should be able to beat my roomate in halo (not tough, he plays like a girl)